it was only a mat­ter of time

Before I locked us out of the house, that is.

Because I’m just that sort of girl. I have my house­key in my bag, unless I don’t and it’s in my coat pock­et. One of my coats; not nec­es­sar­i­ly the one I’m wear­ing at the time. But nor­mal­ly, or at least in the incred­i­bly lux­u­ri­ous life I’ve been liv­ing the past year with my hus­band at home, he lets me in. It hap­pens all the time. And I knew that, soon­er or lat­er, while John’s away I would lock us out. Today was the day.

I had been so good while Avery was at the barn: fold­ing laun­dry, fin­ish­ing my pho­to album, clean­ing the kitchen. And when it was time to col­lect her, I thought, “I have effi­cient­ly shopped for din­ner ahead of time, and her break­fast for tomor­row is sort­ed, so guess what? I don’t to bring any­thing with me except my car key!” The door had no soon­er swung to with a resound­ing bang, than I cursed myself. Thor­ough­ly locked out. I rang Janet next door, she of the Tacy vis­it­ing fame, and thank­ful­ly she was in. She looked up the phone num­ber of our out­ra­geous­ly expen­sive land­lords with their much-tout­ed 24-hour concierge ser­vice. Well, it turns out that it might be 24 hours, just NOT IN A ROW. Because these par­tic­u­lar week­end hours, the love­ly porter is enjoy­ing his much deserved rest. “And the man­age­ment agency itself has no keys to our flats?” I asked in amaze­ment. “No, it’s not nec­es­sary because you have a ded­i­cat­ed care­tak­er who has your keys.” “Well, ded­i­cat­ed he may be, but he’s in Kent!” I near­ly shouted.

Final­ly she allowed as how she could call a lock­smith to break the lock and let us in, but she want­ed me to know that I’d be liable for the costs. I said in des­per­a­tion that I’d be hap­py to fight that out with the man­age­ment tomor­row, but that I need­ed to get in my flat TONIGHT. So the lock­smith was duly ordered.

Wait a minute,” Janet’s Tex­an hus­band John said. “Let’s see if we can’t work this out on our own. It’d be a sight cheap­er, for exam­ple, to replace a win­dow pane than a lock.” So he and I tip­toed out with a flash­light to break into my flat. It turned out to be ridicu­lous­ly easy to do, the fin­er details of which process I will not divulge here for obvi­ous rea­sons, but whose weak links will be addressed forth­with. Suf­fice it to say, we’re in. No thanks to sol­id gold Grosvenor the Landlords.

Whew.

The ear­li­er part of the day had been quite nice, actu­al­ly. We slept late (it’s so nice to have a child who’s old enough to help her­self to a blue­ber­ry muf­fin and thus leave her moth­er to lie in!), then I took Avery to the barn for the day. And, feel­ing in the need to do some­thing self-indul­gent, I took myself to Angelus, the new restau­rant adja­cent to the mews where the sta­bles are. For years it was a pub called the Archery, and since Avery’s been rid­ing at Ross Nye it’s been derelict and quite sad. Then late last year the nice lady who owns the Vil­lage Shop from which all the chil­dren at the barn get their treats told us that it was being turned into a French restau­rant. I greet­ed this remark with major skep­ti­cism and some dis­dain: how snooty could you get? And what good with that do any of us barn moth­ers and fathers, who need a place to have a cup of tea on a rainy after­noon while the chil­dren are in the park on their horses?

Well, I could not have been more wrong. The place opened in Sep­tem­ber and I just have not had the chance to go. Well, there was one day that John and I agreed to meet up there with Twig­gy and Ed, and it was­n’t open at 11:30 as the web­site said, but noon. The maitre d’ was com­plete­ly nut­ty, putting his arm around me in a MOST un-Eng­lish man­ner and pulling me firm­ly to him as he explained his intense regret at not being able to let us in. I was mild­ly put off by this inti­ma­cy, and we repaired to a pub.

Well, what with our sad­ness this week, and the sort of unhap­py lead up to it over the week before that, I have not had much of an appetite. And what I did eat made me feel unwell. Chick­en soup’s been about it. But today I woke up feel­ing enor­mous­ly hun­gry, made myself a huge glass of fresh juice (beet­root, apple, two kinds of pars­ley, gin­ger, car­rot and toma­to, so vir­tu­ous), and even then by the time I dropped Avery off, I was fam­ished. So off I went to Angelus. And it was well worth the wait.

Seared scal­lops with lit­tle round slices of steamed Char­lotte pota­toes, lit­tle wilt­ed greens and a very sub­tle thin sauce. Then foie gras two ways: a nor­mal sort of round slice of cold foie gras, and then, mag­i­cal­ly, a tiny pot of “creme brulee,” which sounds ridicu­lous but was SUB­LIME: foie gras melt­ing­ly smooth and the pre­cise con­sis­ten­cy of creme brulee, with the small­est amount of Demer­ara sug­ar and a sprin­kle of pop­py seeds, crack­ling on top of warm mousse of goose liv­er. You have nev­er had such a thing! Or maybe you have, in St Barths or some such fan­cy place. But I nev­er have! The wait­er and maitre d’ were so pleased that I was so hap­py. And I was the only patron! Until I was near­ly ready to leave and then a very snooty Frenchy cou­ple came in and made nois­es about wine. I know it’s a fate worse than death for some peo­ple, to go to lunch alone, but I love it. I took along a good book (The View From Morn­ing­side, by my friend Con­stance Col­by, a per­fect sto­ry of grow­ing up in Man­hat­tan), lis­tened to the atro­cious French pop music (the sort I remem­ber from my high school days in Brit­tany: lots of intense loves­peak, with a croon­er moo­ing “que tu es belle” in the back­ground, just awful), watched the awnings sway in the wind, and lis­tened to the occa­sion­al clap-clap of hors­es’ hooves going by the back door. Go, do, you won’t be sor­ry. I read in the review I linked here that it’s well known for its incred­i­ble wine list: doubt­less I made the wait­er cry, with my bot­tle of Pel­le­gri­no. But you try the wine and let me know.

Well, it’s every­thing on a pan­cake for din­ner, so I must run. All our thoughts under the benign sur­face are in Iowa, where tomor­row promis­es to be a most dif­fi­cult, but prob­a­bly very ful­fill­ing day. Our hearts are with you, our loved ones.

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