yet anoth­er thing to make for yourself

We’re head­ed off tomor­row to the Hamp­ton Court Palace Food Fes­ti­val which promis­es to be HUGE fun: we get to see the win­ner of last year’s Mas­terchef tel­ly com­pe­ti­tion cook live! Since all three of us fol­lowed Mas­terchef real­ly obses­sive­ly, we’ll have a great adven­ture see­ing him there. The tast­ings, the spe­cial pro­duce, maybe a celebri­ty glimpse or two, the pos­si­bil­i­ty of an inspi­ra­tional dish to set me on a new course… and good weath­er, we think!

Of course, inspi­ra­tion can be a beau­ti­ful thing and it can be a bur­den. Why on earth would I try to make some­thing that I can buy in hun­dreds of places around the city, beau­ti­ful­ly cooked by peo­ple to whom the recipe comes native? Because I could, that’s why, and now I’m stuck know­ing how to make them. Falafel, I mean. Are you a fan of these crunchy, savoury lit­tle balls of spiced chick­peas? Well, I’m a mas­sive fan, and now I’ve pro­duced them in my very own kitchen. Not deep-fried, as they are in falafel huts around the world, but baked in just a lit­tle oil. So you can even have a clear conscience.

This recipe comes almost whole-cloth from Hel­lo! mag­a­zine, except that the whole focus of the arti­cle was water­cress and I did­n’t have any! So I sub­sti­tut­ed rock­et, which was love­ly and a total suc­cess. Needs must.

Falafel
(serves 4)

1 soup-size can chick­peas, drained
2 tbsp tahi­ni (sesame paste)
1 tsp salt
2 tsps bak­ing powder
2 tsps cumin seeds
2 tsps ground coriander
1 tsp cayenne pepper
2 cloves gar­lic, crushed
2 cups loose­ly packed rock­et leaves
juice of 1 lemon
3 tbsps veg­etable oil for cooking

This could not be any eas­i­er. Put all ingre­di­ents except oil in a food proces­sor and whizz until ful­ly processed, but not pureed. Pre­heat oven to 200C, 400F and place a large roast­ing pan in the oven to heat.

Roll the chick­pea mix­ture into balls, about 16, then flat­ten them into pat­ties. Add the oil to the roast­ing tin, then roll the pat­ties about a bit to coat them. Bake for 20 min­utes, turn­ing once, till crisp and golden.

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These are LOVE­LY. They have that mys­te­ri­ous, smoky, exot­ic, cel­e­bra­to­ry sort of fla­vor that you asso­ciate with for­eign mar­kets. It’s hard to believe they can real­ly come out of a home­ly lit­tle oven in my kitchen.

Nice accom­pa­ni­ments might be hot sauce, yoghurt, chopped corian­der, and:

Cucum­ber, Onion and Toma­to Salad
(serves 4)

1 long hydro­pon­ic cucum­ber, sliced thin
1 sweet white onion, cut in half and sliced thin
1 cup cher­ry toma­toes, quartered
sprin­kle fresh dill or dried dill

dress­ing:
2 tbsps fro­mage frais
2 tbsps sour cream
juice of 1/2 lemon
1 clove gar­lic, minced tiny
fresh ground pepper
pinch sea salt

Toss all veg­eta­bles and dill in a bowl, then place all dress­ing ingre­di­ents in a jar with a tight fit­ting lid and shake well. Toss with vegetables.

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This sal­ad is per­fect with the falafel, and for the best lunch you ever had, add a cou­ple of well-grid­dled Gig­gly Pig sausages. Perfect.

So now you know how to make one more thing it used to be heav­en­ly sim­ple just to BUY out at a mar­ket. But I had an inspi­ra­tion: the cou­ple of left­over falafels were a com­plete­ly dif­fer­ent tex­ture the next day, very crumbly, almost pow­dery. I thought how nice they would be crum­bled up and… what? John sug­gest­ed sub­sti­tut­ing them for bread­crumbs in some dish. How about mac­a­roni and cheese fla­vored with Moroc­can spices instead of nut­meg, and sprin­kled with falafel crumbs? If I ever make it, I’ll let you know.

I’m feel­ing very full of myself this week because I’ve sub­mit­ted a chap­ter, an intro­duc­to­ry let­ter, a let­ter to an agent and a list of ALL my pro­posed chap­ters, to a lit­er­ary con­sul­tan­cy here in Lon­don! Late in June I’m sched­uled for an all-day sem­i­nar on prepar­ing my man­u­script for sub­mis­sion to an agent, and then to a pub­lish­er, so the require­ment was get­ting all these bits and pieces togeth­er. It was sur­pris­ing­ly dif­fi­cult, tir­ing, and even painful to whit­tle down my so-far 25,000 word man­u­script into a 250-word intro­duc­tion! And to try to explain ME, as in the require­ments was “explain WHY YOU,” was very dif­fi­cult indeed. “Maybe you’ve had an extra­or­di­nary life,” the con­sul­tant said over the phone, and I had to admit to myself, “No, that isn’t why I want to write down all these mem­o­ries and recipes.” So I tried to describe, and there­by sell, I sup­pose, the pas­sion I feel about the very ordi­nary cook­ing life I have had, and how strong­ly I feel about writ­ing it down. Very tiring.

We’ve been mad ten­nis-obsessed late­ly and I’m not mak­ing it up, I can feel the dif­fer­ence after three weeks, in my arms and legs. I’m not tak­ing approach­ing 45 lying down! I refuse to give up and turn into mush. And now John’s ankle is feel­ing fair­ly well, he’s more than anx­ious to get us in shape as well. Our mod­er­ate diet has been real­ly suc­cess­ful: no bread, no pota­toes, fro­mage frais instead of may­on­naise, tuna in water instead of olive oil, no cheese except for buf­fa­lo moz­zarel­la which I feel is one of the basic food groups, with toma­toes and basil… I mean, the diet’s suc­cess­ful except for when we don’t do these things, like tonight’s truf­fle brie with love­ly lit­tle wheat bis­cuits. Hey, it’s no fun to have things on a not-this list unless you some­times bust it wide open. And with truffles!

So Avery’s on the last half-term of her first year of her new school, and we’re doing the food fes­ti­val tomor­row, then the Cotswolds on Mon­day evening with one of her school friends, just for an evening of fun in the coun­try. The poor things are fac­ing their first exams when they return to school, so the watch­word for the hol­i­day week is “revi­sion,” which is some awful British word for rehash­ing every­thing they’ve been told all year, in prepa­ra­tion for spit­ting it back out. I sup­pose the exact same thing would have faced Avery in Amer­i­ca if we’ve stayed there. But the pres­sure’s on. So a lit­tle fun will be wel­come this week.

I’ll report back from Hamp­ton Court and if I’ve found a way to make my own water, I’ll def­i­nite­ly post the recipe…

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