Another Gathering in May: this time Ilfracombe!
It’s that time of year again…
The Gathering of Nuts in May, that annual celebration of gluttony – or gastronomy, as my Nuts and I choose to think of it – shared by a half dozen or so aspiring food writers, reunited every May after our 2008 adventure with the Arvon Foundation, at Totleigh Barton, a pre-Domesday whitewashed house in the wilds of Devon.
Who would ever have predicted that we six, survivors of the original 15 writers who gathered in the wilds of Devon seven years ago, for five days of instruction by our tutors (some of it painfully, even brutally honest!). Oh, the hours we spent honing our craft.
What happy memories we all have of our shared experiments in learning, writing, reading, reading aloud what we’d written, in an ancient English barn.
Funnily enough, the least of our adventure back then was in the eating! Arvon arranges for its students to cook together every evening, in teams, but little did we know that for a weekend every May ever since, those diehards among us would eventually think of virtually nothing BUT cooking, for the several days we spend together. Our memories of our first meeting are bright, if fuzzy.
At our reunions, we are unabashedly obsessed with food. There’s the shopping. And the eating. And the talking about shopping and cooking and eating. We none of us finish a meal without instantly talking about where the next one is coming from, what it will be, who will cook it. It’s a recipe for intense boredom for most people I know – including my long-suffering family! – but for we six, it’s heaven. Kristen, Rosie, Sam, Susan, Pauline and Katie: the GNIM.
And for the last several years, we’ve been joined by one of our original tutors, the divine Orlando, such a staunch supporter of all our work from Day One, generous writer of one of the “blurbs” on my cookbook flap, cook extraordinaire and writer to match. Even with a flower behind his ear.
This year, Orlando offered to pick me up at the train station closest to our destination – a truly remarkable house found by our Susan, in Ilfracombe, coastal Devon. This sort of favor isn’t really properly appreciated until I tell you what burdens I labored under. Because the Friday night plan, on our precious weekends, is for me to bring the supper and Rosie to bring the pudding, I had with me a large crustless tart containing a wealth of white crab meat and lashings of cream and goat cheese, plus a plastic box of delicate potato salad, made with new Jersey Royals just dug out of the ground. Not by me, of course, but fresh nonetheless. So it was most welcome when Orlando’s car pulled up at the local train station and we motored on over to the coast.
This was our view from the sitting room of The Round House, which was just what it said on the tin.
Built on a dare from one architect to another, The Round House is truly round. Curved everywhere.
Inside, it’s large enough that its roundness isn’t immediately noticeable, especially in the spacious sitting room, furnished like the very best Edwardian retreat.
We were astonished at the sheer wealth of THINGS that the owners left behind, so vulnerable to the average renter.
Furniture simply overflowing with precious things.
Some verged on the creepy, in an entirely charming way.
Rosie, Susan and Pauline greeted us and began to give us a tour, but before we could properly settle in, of course, provisions of a lavish nature had to be delivered.
Oh, the butter, the cream, the eggs, bacon, olive oil, lemons and limes, garlic and onions, bread, marmalade, coffee. The basics, so that we could focus our considerable food-gathering talents on the Stars of the Show each meal: the fresh meats and vegetables bought locally, for the maximum in fun.
Rooms were apportioned, luggage stowed, hands washed, and Orlando and I set out on a voyage of discovery in the nearby town of Ilfracombe, pronounced “coom.” Here we searched in vain for a wine shop, armed with Orlando’s phone video of Rosie’s describing precisely the type of cider she would most like to drink. We played this video for the young woman behind the till in the shop that finally yielded up the cider. “You can see that this is not a woman to be trifled with,” Orlando explained. The young woman backed away from us. “I think she was tapping her foot on some sort of panic button, there at the end,” he hazarded. “We might just have crossed that border from friendly to frightening.”
Ilfracombe itself was a little… odd. A bit of a town that time forgot, with all unique and rather tired, dusty shops containing a plethora of odd items.
More on the town later, as it was time to settle in at The Round House.
As the afternoon came to a close, up drove the gorgeous Sam, still in his work clothes and extremely glad to have left his students behind for the long weekend.
Orlando and Sam have a unique bond, forged in years gone by in the hot kitchens of Orlando’s luxury hotel.
Everyone feels better after the first hug from Rosie.
And then came our beautiful, calm Katie, fresh from the rigors of the Britvic invention labs.
“Roomie!” she cried, arms around me. We always room together, even if we don’t stay up half the night as we used to do, younger selves who didn’t know each other quite well enough.
And it was time to pour drinks, catch up with everyone’s news. Rosie has had a spell of feeling poorly and I think we all shared the sense of fragile relief that she is well, and with us for the celebratory weekend. She looked over the plans of Potters Fields with Orlando, discussing the kitchen, of course.
We munched on a selection of cured meats, a treat I would never normally think to buy, but so delicious, in the way that only something so purely fatty can be. The platter rested near a certain cookbook that everyone was truly lovely about: the culmination of the project that, when we first met nearly eight years ago, was but a dream, the reason for my turning up at the food writers’ course.
Susan brought out her super surprise: one of the new decorated cakes in the Marks and Spencer line she’s been proudly working on.
Personalised for us!
We trooped into the elaborate dining room for our inaugural supper. I brought along a special little touch.
We greatly enjoyed the crab tart.
But is it a tart, if it’s crustless? We discussed this with the level of detail that only seven such insane people can bring to a topic. “Strictly speaking, a tart does imply pastry,” was the general consensus. “It could be a frittata,” I said, “except that it doesn’t start on the stovetop.” “How about a quiche?” “That’s really a specific term for a type of tart from Eastern France,” Orlando clarified. “A tartine?” All very absorbing conversation.
We ate it all.
The potato salad came under similar scrutiny for the level of mayonnaise-y-ness. “I don’t really think there’s enough mayo,” I apologized, “but I left some home for Avery and she really hates gloppy potato salad.” “It may have soaked up some in the journey,” was suggested, and the general feeling was that any deficiency in the mayo was made up for by the delicacy of the potatoes and the zing of lemon grass.
Then Rosie brought in her divine chocolate mousse, the absolute star of the dessert section of my cookbook. Where I serve mine in a champagne coupe, she serves hers in a gorgeous loaf, topped with biscuits and accompanied by luxurious shots of Amaretto.
We lay becalmed on the living room rug, talking and talking over each other until the prospect of a good night’s sleep beckoned.
Next morning found us fretting that the Duchess of Cambridge had gone into labor. We assuaged our anxiety with huge numbers of poached eggs (a pot of simmering water remained on the stovetop for the duration of breakfast, growing progressively cloudier as eggs of various levels of proficiency were popped in and scooped out. Orlando was the king of poaching, everyone turning out perfectly. Bacon and juicy sausages, fried mushrooms and tomatoes, bread of every description toasted and slathered with butter and jam. And there were Orlando’s incomparable brownies.
Orlando’s ‘After-Dinner’ Brownies (from his “A Table in the Tarn: Living, Eating and Cooking in South-west France”)
(makes about 36 small brownies)
85g/6.5 ounces unsalted butter
285g/10 ounces dark chocolate, broken up into small bits
85g/3 ounces plain flour
40g/1.5 ounces cocoa
pinch salt
100g/3.5 ounces walnuts or pecans, cut in pieces and toasted lightly in a frying pan
3 large eggs
275g/9.75 ounces caster/granulated sugar
“Carnation” tinned caramel sauce for drizzling
Melt the butter with the 185g chocolate (that portion that’s been broken up), either over hot water or in the microwave (about 2 minutes on high).
Sift the flour, cocoa and a pinch of salt into a bowl, then add the nuts. Keep the sieve conveniently to hand.
Whisk the eggs and sugar together, using a stand mixer or electric whisk, for 3–8 minutes (depending on how powerful your mixer is) until thick and foamy. When you lift out the beaters, the egg should leave a short-lived trail on the surface of the mixture rather than sink straight into it.
Pour the chocolate mixture over the surface of the egg mixture, then gently fold in with a large spatula until evenly mixed. Now sift over the flour-cocoa mixture and start to fold this in. Before it is fully amalgamated, tip in the remaining chocolate that you’ve left in small squares. Continue folding, stopping just before the flour is fully mixed (you should spot some flecks of unmixed flour — trust me, this is correct).
Bake in a 20cm/8‑inch square tin at 180C/350F for 22–30 minutes until the cake no longer wobbles in the middle and the sides are just beginning to come away from the tin. A toothpick or skewer inserted into the centre of the cake should emerge with sticky crumbs attached (unless you accidentally speared a piece of chocolate in which case try again.
[Orlando assures me privately — and now you know — of a couple of secrets. “You must get the egg-sugar mixture truly mousse-like. Fold in the choc mix and flour gently, stop mixing while there are still light traces of flour evident. And as always, underbake, and as Katharine Hepburn said, ‘Never add too much flour to your brownies.‘”]
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Dishes done, it was time to begin the journey into town for lunch! To be fair, we also intended to shop for the evening’s “protein” and vegetables. Pauline, Katie and I set off on foot. Oh, the lovely Devon architecture.
And unparalleled floral displays, set into the rather tired, old-fashioned hotel and guesthouse lawns.
Ilfracombe. How to describe it? For a seaside resort, on a Bank Holiday weekend, it seemed oddly muted and certainly not flashy or full of itself. The narrow pavements (what the British call sidewalks) were chock-a-block with locals carrying children, doing their weekend shop, talking in an accent that I found truly challenging unless the person was talking directly to me. The local Green Party occupied space outside one shop, extolling their virtues for the upcoming General Election on Thursday. Sam succumbed.
We acquired a gorgeous slab of pork belly and a couple of roasting chickens from a simply fantastic butcher, Mike Turton, since 1855.
Food always tastes better if the purveyor has a sense of humor.
Susan always achieves the very best bargains.
“It’s a GIRL!” Orlando announced suddenly, his first and last show of interest in the new Royal Baby, and talk of baby names occupied us for the duration of our shopping trip. Oh, the shops. One seemed to have a rather low bar for mercantile appeal.
We all tried to imagine what this empty shop might once have offered.
This bakery seemed positively steeped in the past, with pastries named things like “Japs.”
This restaurant… not sure what to say about its menu.
We heard tell of a Farmer’s Market.
“We should go quickly, in case they sell out early,” Pauline advised, so we began what devolved into the Ilfracombe Market Death March, up one street and down another, searching in vain for a clue to the market’s location. Locals were quizzed, and their patent ignorance taken to be a bad sign. “How much of a market can it be if no one knows about it?” We entertained ourselves during this Quixotic trek with the shop names and often hand-painted signs. Finally we began walking up a hill so steep our noses were practically on the pavement, in search of the church allegedly containing the market.
In light of the new Royal Arrival, we felt this street sign to be fortuitous.
And there was the church! In we trooped, in hot anticipation, our eyes adjusting to a truly extraordinary gloom inside. I wish I had taken pictures, the scene was so odd, but we were already attracting such attention as obvious “Londoners” that I felt inhibited. Oh, the sad displays of a few scones. ‘I’ve sold out of most,” the seller assured us proudly. Hmm. One single sweater for sale, accompanied by a random pile of yarn that could possibly produce another. Under a sign saying, “Organic Meat,” a Styrofoam box containing three frozen lamb chops. And most bizarrely, a girl with a distinct American accent standing behind a table with four boxes of local eggs.
“I have to ask: where are you from and what are you doing here?” I wondered. “I’m from California, and I’m here on a sheep-farming internship.” She must have felt she had landed on Mars. All around in the air hung the silence of the sellers all scrutinizing us openly, while 1940s music played from an invisible Victrola. We left.
And then it was time to walk down the long, LONG steep hill again, to achieve the seaside.
We bought fudge and Ilfracombe rock, that unique and funny British seaside candy with the name of the locality built into the long stick.
We claimed two slightly sticky tables at a fishy pub, The Pier, that spoke clearly of sunny summer days full of tourists.
On our grey, windy, rather damp Saturday in May, it felt a bit out of place. But the fried cod was divine.
The local cider was not to be despised.
It was a lovely lunch.
We investigated the bizarre and massive sculpture, “Verity” by Damien Hirst, at the end of the pier. Unsurprisingly, it is reported that she’s divided the town. “She’s standing on a pile of law books,” Pauline reported in some astonishment.
Nothing, after all, says law and order like a pregnant naked lady holding scales with half the skin on her belly pulled off.
Sam and Orlando drove Rosie and Susan home, while Katie, Pauline and I decided to give the town a bit more time. We walked in a drizzly wind around the more touristy parts, near the sea (“NOT an ocean,” Orlando corrected me more than once. To a landlocked Midwesterner, all water is an ocean.) I was reminded that English is, in fact, a foreign language. I was happy to have translators. “What’s a knickerbocker glory?” I asked. “A huge ice cream,” Katie said. “How about a saveloy?” “A giant red sausage,” she explained. “With batter? Deep-fried?” Pauline wondered. We did not know.
“What’s the difference between a Cornish cream tea and a Devon cream tea?” we all wondered, and a lovely young couple, offering samples of just such treats, answered. “A Cornish cream tea has the jam first, then the cream. A Devon cream tea has the clotted cream spread on the scone first, then the jam. And that’s what you’ve got there.”
We walked home slowly, pausing in the graveyard of the church on our way. I came upon my first knitted poppies, a fine English tradition.
Did you know there is a British activist group who knits GRAFFITI? “Yarnbombing, or yarnstorming,” it is known as. What a typically clever, subversive, subtle, many-layered way that this country finds to express itself.
We approached the church.
“I emailed them to ask if I could ring with them,” I said, “but no one ever replied. Just then, as if summoned by my words, the bells began to ring!
As I was explaining “Devon call changes” to Pauline and Katie who probably had absolutely no interest, a bride and groom emerged from the church door!
The charm of this encounter got us up the incredibly stiff hill that awaited us at the end of the walk home. I tried to capture the steepness, but I can see now that I did not succeed. But it was a lovely path.
We were so glad to arrive home, panting!
We took a tour of the incredible, award-winning gardens that surround The Round House. Orlando and Rosie between them knew all the names of the plants and flowers.
Knowing less than nothing about growing things, I concentrated on the garden decorations.
Water features abounded.
What would an English garden be without a gnome?
The flowers WERE lovely.
But the people were lovelier.
We posed, elaborately and repetitively, for our annual photo. Sam turned on the timer and raced back to us. “I’ve cut my head off!”
Sam is the best little brother I never had.
As our pork belly cooked slowly on its bed of carrots, celery, garlic and rosemary, Jersey Royal potatoes boiled merrily, my beetroots cooking in their foil wrappings, and Pauline’s cumin-dusted cauliflower roasted, we sat up in the rotunda of The Round House and chatted, cocktails in hand.
Susan and Orlando discussed, from their various vantage points of a nursing stint and a growing-up spent there, the Island of Jersey, one of the Channel Islands, and home to a truly horrifying-sounding museum, the Jersey War Tunnels, chronicling the treatment of the Russian slaves by their German captors.
Rosie regaled us with stories of her teenage years spent working in retail at Harrods, back in the day when the store closed at noon on Saturdays for the duration of the weekend and store employees took pets home from the famed Pet Shop, to look after them during the off-hours. “Of course in those days,’ Rosie recounted dreamily, “you could order a lion, or a zebra, from the Pet Shop at Harrods.” And the employee who, upon retirement, simply moved himself and various items from the beautiful Harrods collections into the tunnels underground where inventory was stored! He was discovered years later, only because the puppy he’d “borrowed” from the Pet Shop was whining! We all think she should write down her memories and make a mint.
Dinner was superb, of course, fragrant with the sticky aroma of rosemary-scented pork and the little potatoes tossed with lashings of butter and chopped parsley. And cumin and cauliflower? A match made in heaven. What a festive evening.
In honor of the Royal Princess, Rosie served her Pink Marshmallow School Pudding, a favorite of her daughter’s from childhood. It was strangely wonderful.
The mammoth task of cleaning up the kitchen was enlivened by the window’s threat to come off its hinges. Thank goodness for two strong men.
To bed with visions of pork belly dancing in my head…
And of course first thing in the morning, Sam set the two little chickens to roasting, and a rich risotto of carrot to simmering. We watched the very limited but still addictive coverage of the Royal Princess’s arrival, and pored over the newspapers that Orlando had kindly brought back for “you females.”
“I have never in my LIFE heard such oohing and gurgling and blooey hooey [incomprehensible male imitations of female blithering] as is coming from you females at this moment!”
She is a very cute baby, now known to all of course as Charlotte Elizabeth Diana (surely the ultimate in clever compromises that ever a baby name was), Her Highness Princess Charlotte of Cambridge. How lovely.
Orlando and Sam concocted the risotto.
I was allowed to grate the cheese, to the accompaniment of Orlando’s experimenting with various Devon-ish pronunciations of “butterrrr” and “Parrrrmesan” in what we took to be the local accent, from our adventures in Ilfracombe the day before.
We sat down – I with scant appetite, since I’d already somehow eaten all four roasted chicken wings, but massive enthusiasm — for our chicken risotto lunch.
At this luncheon, further discussion ensued about the differences between English and American. “Why do you say ‘hotchpotch’ and we say “hodgepodge’?” I wondered. “And why do you say ‘titbit’ and we say “tidbit’? Probably because Americans can’t say anything to do with ‘tit’ without laughing.” Orlando scolded me several for – I think the term was – “nosing” the chocolate mousse. That is, I sliced off the corner of the loaf, to give myself the tiny portion I wanted, just a taste. “That is completely unacceptable, especially in France, to do to a cheese, especially. The proper treatment is to take a portion that leaves the original serving in the same SHAPE, just a smaller size.” I think I was similarly taken to task about this years ago by my friend Vincent, on exactly the subject of cheese, so I had better take note.
And it was time to go home. As usual far too soon, it was time to leave my glorious friends who never tire of talking about food, who match me in my endless enthusiasm for discussing recipes and methods, choices and menus. And above all, who strike such an unusual note of friendship: seven people who look forward all year long to just a few days together — warmth, honesty, inspiration, laughter, intelligence, and culinary delights.
I sat in the darling little train from Barnstaple, watching the gorgeous Devon countryside speed by, thinking of the fun we had had.
Until GNIM 2016…
Such a blissful account of a wondrous time, spent in a round house in Devon, in the bosom of a gaggle of friends with more than their fair share of nuts between them! As always Kristen, beautifully penned. xx
You captured your friends so beautifully. Long live Arvon!
Aren’t we all lucky, Silver Fox? And John, you’d have fun if you came along… at least you’d be well fed. :)
What a great weekend away — so evocative.
I am so lucky to have these friends to get away WITH.
Beautiful!!
Work, I think your online name has real possibilities for a shop in Ilfracombe, don’t you? :)
Perfectly captured — I am swathed in nostalgia even though it was less than a month ago. Thank you!
Gosh, Orlando, you’re right, it’s just three weeks ago. But it feels like a lifetime. How long to wait another 11 months and a week…