are the hands on your clock spin­ning around?

I remem­ber last year I looked down at my aged, aged Rolex, a present from John on our first anniver­sary 17 years ago, and the hands were lit­er­al­ly spin­ning around, like in a car­toon. Need­less to say it’s been spend­ing a lot of time in the repair shop. How­ev­er, now it does­n’t seem to mat­ter what watch I wear: the hours sim­ply fly by in a haze of hol­i­day prepa­ra­tion, end of term mad­ness, and laun­dry. And dish­es. What is it about Christmas?

John’s mom arrived in a flur­ry of lug­gage, last Thurs­day, laden with all sorts of crazy things like all the sil­ver Reed and Bar­ton bells she has giv­en us every year of our mar­riage, which we left in Con­necti­cut. Yes, I was des­per­ate enough last year in the upheaval of pack­ing to come to Lon­don, that I left all 16 of the bells in Con­necti­cut. It was but the work of a moment to tele­phone dear Anne and David across the road, have them creep into the foy­er of Red Gate Farm, locate the bells in a cozy Christ­mas cup­board under the antique book­shelf, and FedEx them to Iowa, where they were effi­cient­ly packed by Rose­mary and brought along to Lon­don. Whew. How­ev­er. Our tree, so love­ly the first day, even the sec­ond, decid­ed there­after to go on strike and not soak up any water, so now if you even look in its direc­tion, nee­dles fall off. So no sil­ver balls for him. They are repos­ing now on my kitchen win­dow sill, await­ing Plan B. 

And remem­ber what I said about how nice it was to have Christ­mas with­out the ugly spec­tre of mov­ing hang­ing over our heads? I spoke too soon. The pow­ers that be at Grosvenor Estates, our love­ly feu­dal land­lords, have seen fit to raise our rent 18%, where­upon we did not actu­al­ly spit on them, we did tell them some polite ver­sion of “not in this life­time,” and so now have until Jan­u­ary 19 to find a new flat, move out of this one, and into that one. Which, for­give my Anglo-Sax­on, sucks. Long sto­ry short, our hol­i­day shop­ping this year includes real estate.

But enough of that. I have a but­ler read­ing my blog! Who knew there still were but­lers, and it seems a bit anachro­nis­tic that he blogs, but there you go. Mr Field­ing of some state­ly home, and he likes my “food diary”! He keeps a blog of his own, which I have perused only a bit, but find total­ly absorb­ing. Do go on. I have no recipes for you today, and frankly right now I must run and go shop­ping with my par­ents-in-law… whew again! Every­one’s in a hur­ry. There were ful­ly 20 peo­ple in line at Star­bucks this morn­ing when I was hav­ing a gos­sip with my friends Becky and Amy, and in strolled Angela, appar­ent­ly a fre­quent cus­tomer. She sat down with a sigh, and in sten­to­ri­an Eng­lish tones car­oled to the bar­rista, “Harold! My tea, please!” We watched her in stunned silence. Final­ly I said, “You know, Angela, that’s the first time I’ve ever seen some­one jump a queue from a seat­ed posi­tion.” And she’s so Eng­lish, she made it charming.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published.