life lessons
Exams are over! Avery has put everything into her brain that she can. If you can imagine — I can’t, even though I watched her do it — this included Mathematics, Music, History, Religious Studies, Geography, Chemistry, Biology, Physics, English Comprehension, English Literature, French, Latin and Russian. It is quite a shock to realize that she and I have come to a point where the ONLY subject in which I know enough to help her is French. And even there, although I can perhaps converse more easily, she has a comprehensive understanding of grammar that I either never knew, or have forgotten!
But we did sit together and work on all three languages together. I was in absolute awe at her ability to conjugate Latin verbs while recognizing how they related to her work in French, and then in turn to switch to Russian. Did you know that if you’re counting 1 thing in Russian, the thing is spelled one way, but if you are talking about 2 or 3 of that thing, the thing is spelled COMPLETELY differently? But then between 4 and 21 of that thing are spelled AGAIN completely differently? Keeping in mind, of course, that this is all in Cyrillic to begin with. I was very impressed.
If you ever have time to waste, but in a sort of intellectual way, get yourself on Google Translate. Every once in awhile, she and I disagreed about some French tense, or rather I had forgotten the correct answer, and we went to Google as the Wimbledon umpires go to Hawkeye. “Past imperfect? What the heck is that?” I grumbled. But away we went to verify, and she was always correct, maddeningly so. Finally, in a state of sheer exhaustion, she began playing around, in the way that only a maddening little brain can.
“Let’s get Google to teach us to say, ‘I suspect you of being a KGB spy. Leave me alone.’ ”
So we did. THEN she typed those same sentences into Google Translate in Russian letters, spelling it phonetically. THEN she clicked on the button saying, “Listen,” where you can hear the way the words are supposed to sound. And if you type things in phonetically, and “listen” to it, you get a completely James Bondish, stereotypical Russian voice uttering your sentence. We laughed and laughed. The sentence didn’t sound nearly as funny in Armenian, or Arabic. It was a brief funny half hour in what was essentially a full week of nothing but work, for her.
And then all last week she had her exams, three and four every day, for hours at a time, interspersed by the occasional hours of MORE revision in between.
Sometimes we stopped to smell the roses.
Every day she came home to report the day’s insanity.
“During my French oral, the teacher asked, ‘What does your father do?’ and I went completely blank! ‘Lie,’ the teacher hissed, ‘just lie and say something,’ so I said, “Il est un avocat.”
“Daddy is an avocado!” we chortled. One of my favorite old French jokes, that “avocado” and “lawyer” are the same word.
“And then, in my Russian oral, she asked what color my wardrobe was, and all I could think of was ‘orange.’ ‘Really?!’ she asked. ‘How about what color is your bed?’ I panicked! ‘Red!’ I said. ‘What an interesting room… an orange wardrobe and a red bed.”
All I could do was to feed her. Her favorite pastas, her favorite protein-fest: pierrade. Each separate bite of duck and sirloin and halloumi cheese — our new favorite! — cooked on a hot stone, by each of us.
I thought I should cook something that related to her exams, so I asked, “What’s on for tomorrow?”
“Maths.”
“Well, what could I cook that would put you in the mood for that?”
Short silence.
“Pi.”
Since I felt I should at least pretend to have my own life while she was going through these trials and tribulations, I have been diligently pulling my rope. I was allowed to go up into the belfry to watch Arnold untie the mute for my clapper, and there was a tiny bell, suspended above the others.
What’s that?”
“Oh, that’s the Angelus bell, the bell that calls to worship. The sanctuary bell, I call it. Don’t you have one in your church?”
“This is the closest to a church I have,” I confessed.
How wonderful that the name of my favorite restaurant should be a bell!
I’ve had three different ringing teachers so far, and their different styles, their approaches to my learning, have given me a lot to think about.
Andrew believes in letting me ring and ring and ring until something goes wrong and I say, “Take the bell, please!” Then he says, “Take a drink of water. Here’s what happened just then.” And once I feel confident again, I take up the rope.
Trinny, my second teacher, believes in just ringing perhaps twice, trying to get each one perfect, and then stopping before anything unexpected happens. “We don’t want you feeling out of control.”
Everett, the most senior of my teachers, believes in still another method. “I think you should get yourself ready to ring, and not stop for 45 minutes. You feel something going wrong, you fix it yourself, you understand what’s happening with your bell and you learn to handle anything that happens.”
I talked to John about the fear factor. “What’s the worst that can happen?” And truly, unless something really bizarre were to happen — like my foot getting caught in the loop at the end of the rope and my whole body being hoisted by the half-ton weight of the bell — mostly the risk is rope burn if I don’t let go in time. How bad can that be?
It’s the uncertainty that scares me. I think I have just got out of practice with not knowing what I need to know, in order to accomplish what I want to accomplish. I’ve forgotten that every new skill — riding a bike, driving, playing the piano — starts with endless repetitions of tiny skills, boring as can be imagined, perseverance with a seemingly pointless series of tasks. Until suddenly, one day, you turn a corner. You can DO the thing.
How brave of Avery to persevere with the dozen or so subjects she’s being asked to get under her belt! Starting with a new alphabet, endlessly memorizing, so that in the end, she’ll find herself in Moscow ordering dinner. Or at the very least, telling a spy to leave her alone.
Well, cooking comforts me. Somewhere along the line after numberless cloves of garlic mixed, endless experiments with what works and what does not, splatterings of hot oil and frying pans of burnt pinenuts, I can produce a plate of perfect deep-fried soft-shell crabs and king prawns, and there is nothing wrong with that achievement.
Deep-Fried Soft Shell Crabs and King Prawns
(serves 4)
8 soft shell crabs, fresh or frozen (then thawed and WELL drained)
12 king prawns, raw with shells removed but tails on
1/2 cup cornflour/cornstarch
1/2 cup Panko breadcrumbs
1/2 tsp each: powdered ginger, powdered Sumac, powdered cayenne, garlic salt
rapeseed or canola oil, enough to submerge seafood
Dry seafood completely and set on a plate, having LOTS of paper towels ready, stacked up nearby.
Mix flour and breadcrumbs and all seasonings.
Dredge the seafood thoroughly in the mixture, squishing it in with your fingers. Not much sticks, but it is the flavor that counts.
When the oil is hot enough that a breadcrumb dropped in fries instantly, place seafood gently in the oil in a single layer, cooking for one minute, then turning and cooking for 30 seconds more. Drain on paper towel. Serve with a chilli mayo if you like (simply mayonnaise mixed with chilli sauce to your taste, with lemon juice).
If you have ever been disappointed in ordering any fried food delivered — I have had more such disappointments than in love — turn away and do these at home. So simple. Just stand back from the spitting oil!
During the week we took ourselves off for a wander round Barnes Cemetery, formed in 1855 and closed in 1950, inexplicably completely neglected and overgrown. This feature only adds to its creepy, touching, very English charm.
Think of the languages learned, the bells rung, the meals cooked, the families raised by all the souls represented by these graves. A bit of perspective, that’s what this week needed.
Just wondering if you released any other tombstones from their their ivy shrouds on the second cemetery visit? If you did, was the text as fresh and unworn
as the last one? It was a properly spooky spot–a good (or bad) place to take an apple and a book–maybe not a mystery!
No, and you know why? I wrote to the guy who suggested we go visit, and asked if he wanted help clearing out, and he says the council will not give him permission!! So we were definitely on the shady side of the law that day. But he has asked that I write to the council and the local paper, asking that we get permission to do something. Haven’t yet.
It sounds like bell-ringing has really re-connected you with humility in terms of learning-new-things. I wonder how many of us gradually stop doing that? Learning (hard) new things, I mean.
I’m full of admiration for Avery’s exam techniques and attitudes. I admire you, too, because helping is not an easy job either.
Have you heard of The Graveyard Book, by Neil Gaiman? It won the Carnegie medal last year. I just read it, and it has really put me in the mood to visit Highgate Cemetary.
Bee, you are so right. Tonight was an amazing milestone at bellringing in that my teacher took off the muting thing, so at the end my bell made a sound. BEAUTIFUL is all I can say, singing all over the village.
As for Highgate, we are long-time fans. Perhaps on our afternoon we should rush up there??
Oh… so much to chat about…where to begin?
First your dear sweet Avery & her studies. How impressive! Reminds me a bit of my niece Michelle. She studied Russian in High School (a program w/ Depauw University) . Then she got accepted in an Abroad program and studied in Germany following her High School graduation. She surprisingly picked up German rather quickly. She can also speak fluently Latin & French. So cool! She has studied at Depauw, will leave in August to go to Paris (and meet up with her German boyfriend), do a bit of traveling, before classes begin in Madagascar, where she will study a semester…
My Baby is hoping to do an abroad program in Worcester next summer… we will see, it’s pricey!
The graveyards… I love walking through the cemeteries. There is so much history and interesting tombstones to see. Especially the very old ones.
Must be off now. Love to you Kristen~
Janis, your niece sounds AMAZING! Would that Avery would turn out at all like her! When you come to London, we’ll “do” the cemeteries. They are such a creepy joy! Love to you, Janis.