spring has final­ly sprung!

In Lon­don, that is, belat­ed­ly!  We are all tak­ing total cred­it for bring­ing this love­ly warm weath­er — and sun! — home from our Amer­i­can East­er holiday.

On our way to cross the pond, we stopped in New Jer­sey to vis­it our beloved friends Livia and Jan­ice, in their peace­ful, unchang­ing oasis of a house.

Old, old friends who know us back­wards and for­wards, end­less­ly inter­est­ed in the rel­a­tive chaos and change of our lives.

We sit in their vast white kitchen, gos­sip­ing over sin­gle-malt Scotch, gin­ger ale for Avery, telling tales of our East­er fun, hear­ing about the insan­i­ty of Livi­a’s real estate busi­ness (“I have clients now who demand that vis­i­tors wear paper booties when they come in the house,” she chor­tles), the adven­tures of Livi­a’s niece in the cut­throat New York pub­lish­ing world, their thoughts on Avery’s and my cook­book-in-the-mak­ing.  Livia may have a con­tact for a pub­lish­er!  Fin­gers crossed he will like our ideas.

Out for din­ner to our tra­di­tion­al old-fash­ioned Ital­ian restau­rant where we dither, pre­dictably, over the famil­iar choic­es.  Floun­der diavo­lo, or tortelli­ni Michelan­ge­lo?  Arti­choke soup or a chopped sal­ad?  Every­thing loaded with gar­lic and accom­pa­nied by soft, heavy Ital­ian bread.  Tra­di­tions.  Dear Livia, one of the most bril­liant minds I have ever known, and every year Avery becomes more like her.  What could be better?

At the first crack of dawn, off we went to Newark to go back to our real lives.

As always, after any sig­nif­i­cant time away from our Eng­lish lives, I find it quite intense to re-enter, to fit into this still-for­eign cul­ture.  I always find it fas­ci­nat­ing to ana­lyze the approach that out­siders take to “fit­ting in” here.  I know some peo­ple who res­olute­ly remain them­selves in every way, either because they are supreme­ly con­fi­dent in them­selves or because it’s just too dif­fi­cult or too much trou­ble to be a chameleon.  The sense of reserve that per­me­ates much of Eng­lish life can be a bit intim­i­dat­ing, and I cer­tain­ly under­stand those expats who just don’t try to over­come it; they make only Amer­i­can friends, they shop at the Gap and stream CNN.  If you look in their kitchen cup­boards, you will see Rice Krispie Treats, Ver­mont maple syrup and Dori­tos, care­ful­ly col­lect­ed from the var­i­ous British shops that cater to the Amer­i­cans here.  These peo­ple seem per­fect­ly con­tent to remain entire­ly Amer­i­can, sur­round­ed by a for­eign culture.

But I do try to fit in.  I’m not sure why.  Take my beloved hob­by: bell­ring­ing is just about as Eng­lish as you can get!  We rang last week in hon­or of St George — the patron saint of Eng­land — on a sun­ny, warm spring evening.

The flag, labo­ri­ous­ly put in place on top of the tow­er by Howard, waved gen­tly in the breeze, high in an intense­ly blue sky.

And of course there is the won­der­ful Dorothy L Say­ers Soci­ety of which I am a fer­vent­ly loy­al mem­ber.  Although I can­not make it to many of their events as they take place dur­ing the sum­mer, I man­aged to join every­one over the week­end at a per­for­mance by one of my very favorite Eng­lish actors, Edward Pether­bridge, in one of the most unusu­al plays I have ever seen, “My Per­fect Mind” at the Young Vic.

Because dear Edward was sim­ply the defin­i­tive Lord Peter Wim­sey, that icon­ic Eng­lish detec­tive in Dorothy L Say­ers’ nov­els, we in the Soci­ety make an effort to turn up at any play he might appear in, and this lat­est was tru­ly a tour de force.

The idea of the play came about when Edward was cast as King Lear in New Zealand, sev­er­al years ago, and suf­fered a debil­i­tat­ing series of strokes on the sec­ond day of rehearsal.  While in recov­ery, although he had lost many phys­i­cal abil­i­ties, he found he had retained all of the con­tent of the play, and “My Per­fect Mind” is an explo­ration of his recov­ery, his child­hood, his entire act­ing career, punc­tu­at­ed by hyp­not­ic excerpts from “King Lear” itself, a play I’ve nev­er seen per­formed.  All this was told in a kalei­do­scope of mem­o­ry, sad­ness, humor and ambi­tion, span­ning his entire life.  You sim­ply MUST go.  It’s been extend­ed for a week, clos­ing May 4.  I think I’ll go again, per­haps drag­ging my fam­i­ly with me.

Believe it or not, after the mati­nee of this play, I saun­tered over to the Nation­al The­atre to meet John and Avery for Oth­el­lo!  Two plays in one day: a first for me.  I sat out­side at the won­der­ful­ly scruffy famous skate­board­ing at South­bank, read­ing Edward’s mem­oirs, “Slim Chances” and wait­ing for Avery and John to arrive for ear­ly sushi, and the play.  And while it was a very good pro­duc­tion, lav­ish and dra­mat­ic, expen­sive kit­ted out and full of stars, I much pre­ferred the far sim­pler stag­ing and sub­tle humor of Edward’s play.

What I will NOT do in my quest to fit in in my adopt­ed land is suc­cumb to my bell­ring­ing teacher Howard’s pres­sure to pro­nounce cer­tain words in the Eng­lish fash­ion!  Ready to ring at Chiswick last Sun­day, gath­ered around the ancient bap­tismal font which was open ready for a cer­e­mo­ny, he sprin­kled me with water.  “Howard!  That’s blas­phe­mous in the extreme,” I said.  “You’re going to find your­self in Pur­ga­to­ry before you know it.”

He hoot­ed.  “ ‘Pur­ga-tory’?  What’s that?  You do NOT pro­nounce it that way, sure­ly.  Repeat after me.  ‘Pur­ga-tree.’ ”

Pur­ga-tory,” I insist­ed.  “And while we’re at it, ‘ceme-tery,” ‘man­da-tory’ and best of all, ‘LAB-ora-tory,’ ” I fin­ished triumphantly.

 ‘Ceme-tree’, ‘man­da-tree’ and ‘la-BOR-atree’!” he moaned in mock distress.

No, I will not give in on those.

We’ve been play­ing ten­nis mad­ly (too mad­ly in fact; I have a wretched back­ache right now from what I think is a pulled mus­cle) and eat­ing love­ly sal­ads for lunch, in an attempt to throw off some our win­ter weight.  How about avo­ca­do, hal­lou­mi, baby leaves, toma­toes and hard-boiled eggs?

In order to eat more veg­eta­bles, I’ve had anoth­er deliv­ery from the divine Natoo­ra, sup­pli­er of all things deli­cious­ly Ital­ian.  I went a bit mad, I think.  Got fennel?


To cope with the influx, I invent­ed a fen­nel soup with Pern­od, then revert­ed to one of John’s favorite slaws of fen­nel and car­rot, and best of all, exper­i­ment­ed suc­cess­ful­ly with a beau­ti­ful chick­en and fen­nel dish.

Roast Chick­en with Fen­nel and Lemon

(serves four with leftovers)

1 medi­um chicken

2 bulbs fen­nel, sliced thickly

2 lemons, sliced thickly

6 cloves gar­lic, minced

hand­ful capers

4 fresh bay leaves

dozen baby tomatoes

driz­zle olive oil

hand­ful grat­ed Parmesan

fresh black pepper

Place the chick­en in a large roast­ing dish and arrange the fen­nel and lemon slices around it.  Scat­ter over the gar­lic and capers and toma­toes and tuck the bay leaves in here and there.  Driz­zle olive oil over the fen­nel slices and top with a sprin­kle of Parme­san and black pep­per.  Roast at 325F/160C for two hours.

Of course the new school term brings a sim­ply hor­ren­dous but some­how fun-filled first day at Lost Prop­er­ty.  I sim­ply had to cap­ture it on my phone.  Twelve bags of STUFF.

Lacrosse boots cov­ered with caked dirt, piles of text­books, sin­gle dra­ma shoes and sneak­ers, named and unnamed cloth­ing of every descrip­tion.  At one point I reached blind­ly into an enor­mous bag and felt some­thing WET.  I screamed!  “It could be any­thing, a sev­ered head!” I said des­per­ate­ly.  But it was only left­over leaves from the work of the School Flower Team.  One of the Flower Team was just leav­ing, hav­ing sprin­kled her fra­grant mag­ic around the school.  “This stuff stinks,” she said smil­ing, pick­ing her away across the LP room, strewn with dirty clothes.

And then there are the inex­plic­a­ble items that just make us shake our heads.  This time, I think the prize for “weird­est thing in Lost Prop­er­ty” had to be divid­ed between a human-sized ply­wood cross and a six-foot wool­ly stuffed snake.  Real­ly?  Real­ly.  Even odd­er than the snake itself was the maths teacher who came trot­ting over.  “That snake is mine, actually.”

Go for it, mate.

Some­day I’m going to buy one of those wel­come mats that say “The Muck Stops Here” and put it out­side the Lost Prop­er­ty door.

This week will bring the beloved termly lun­cheon, for which I must decide what to make.  I’m think­ing of my broth­er in law Joel’s deli­cious arti­choke dip, since my Ital­ian veg­etable deliv­ery includ­ed two dozen baby pur­ple arti­chokes!  Or even the frit­ta­ta I made this week.

Arti­choke and Iberi­co Ham Frittata

(serves two hun­gry people)

dozen baby pur­ple artichokes

1 lemon

1 tsp olive oil

1 tsp butter

six slices Iberi­co ham, torn into bite-size pieces

4 eggs

3 tbsps sin­gle (light) cream

1/4 cup grat­ed Parmesan

fresh black pepper

First, pre­pare the arti­chokes.  Cut about 1/4 inch off the top of each arti­choke and cut off the stem.  Peel away the out­er leaves until you judge that you have reached the soft­est leaves.  This will result in an arti­choke that’s about half the size it was orig­i­nal­ly.  Have a bowl of water with the lemon juiced into it to one side as you do this, and cut each arti­choke into four slices, top to bot­tom, then drop them in the lemo­ny water to pre­vent dis­col­oration.  When you are ready to cook them, drain them and pat with a paper towel.

Heat the oil and but­ter in a fry­ing pan and fry the arti­choke slices for about four min­utes.  Scat­ter the ham bits over them.  Whisk the eggs with the cream and pour the mix­ture over the arti­chokes and ham, tilt­ing the fry­ing pan so that the eggs cov­er all the sur­face.  Sprin­kle with the cheese and pep­per and cook gen­tly, not too hot, until the eggs are just near­ly ful­ly cooked.  A lit­tle squidgi­ness is fine.  Do not over­cook.  Remove from heat, place a plate over the frit­ta­ta and turn the pan upside down. Done.

This is quite sim­ply one of the most deli­cious things you can eat.  It’s savoury, it’s creamy, and the arti­chokes impart an exot­ic bite and an inde­scrib­able fla­vor.  Home­made they are so far supe­ri­or to the ones you find in a jar that you may nev­er go back.  I’m mar­i­nat­ing the remain­ing dozen arti­chokes in olive oil and gar­lic right now, but they will require three weeks to be ready.  You have to think ahead!

It’s that won­der­ful Sun­day after­noon feel­ing right now, a mix­ture of relief that ring­ing is over for the week until Fri­day prac­tice, lunch has been cleared away and it’s not quite time to start think­ing about din­ner.  Anoth­er busy week beck­ons.  And spring has sprung.

4 Responses

  1. Karen says:

    Hap­py Spring, Kris­ten! Enjoyed this post, par­tic­u­lar­ly your thoughts about “fit­ting in”. I believe the abil­i­ty to adapt has to be one of the most impor­tant life skills. Do you feel more “at home” on one side of the pond?

  2. You know, odd­ly, Karen, I feel less com­fort­able in Amer­i­ca these days! Part of it is polit­i­cal, but part is the inten­si­ty of our time there, so much packed into so few days, try­ing des­per­ate­ly to catch up. An inter­est­ing conundrum!

  3. Auntie L says:

    Is that wis­te­ria cov­er­ing that gate? Is in front of your house? Sim­ply gor­geous!! And I imag­ine it IS quite a pull going from one side of the pond to anoth­er but you obvi­ous­ly han­dle it quite well. And good for you for not “mis-pro­nounc­ing” those words!! xoxo

  4. kristen says:

    No, Aun­tie L, it’s the church gate, through which I ride my bike to ring! It’s a tulip tree on the right, what we call in Amer­i­ca a mag­no­lia. Not sure what’s on the left, but it’s all leaf-less by now… Thanks!

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