the Eng­lish language

I’ve been think­ing about the unvar­nished nature of Eng­lish Eng­lish. Both in the pro­nun­ci­a­tion and the actu­al choice of words. Any­thing that’s tak­en from the French, nev­er the most beloved of peo­ples here, is Eng­lishized with­out mer­cy. There’s a “t” in “fil­let” of beef, and don’t for­get the “h” in “herbal” tea. And then there’s the absolute lit­er­al­ness of ter­mi­nol­o­gy: you don’t ride a sub­way, you ride an UNDER­GROUND. There is a sub­way, but it’s an under­ground side­walk (sor­ry, pave­ment). Eng­lish bacon is like Cana­di­an bacon, and if you want Amer­i­can bacon you ask for “streaky bacon.” Why streaky? Because it is. And while you’re at it, you can ask for a can of mushy peas, because, pre­sum­ably, they are. These should be steamed with a lit­tle slight­ly salt­ed but­ter, not light­ly, SLIGHT­LY. And “soured” cream, which bald impli­ca­tion of the process involved makes it a bit less appeal­ing, I’d say. All washed down with a glass of… cloudy apple juice. We might say apple cider, but tru­ly, it’s cloudy apple juice.

Ah well, I’m just mark­ing time because until the new flat (fin­gers crossed that all gets signed and deliv­ered) gets emp­tied out of its design­er togs, our much less glam­orous belong­ings can­not be deliv­ered, and we can’t set­tle in. Morn­ings are crammed with get­ting Avery in her per­fect uni­form, a real break­fast inside her to help her cope with the demands of Latin, maths, net­ball in Regen­t’s Park, spelling tests and dra­ma (not that she needs lessons in THAT), home­work packed up, a track suit for games, or skat­ing today, per­mis­sion slips for a trip to the Lon­don Muse­um, then we’re out the door. I’ve decid­ed that a taxi is OK in the morn­ing because we’re nei­ther of us up for strug­gling through rush hour crowds in the under­ground, and I don’t real­ly feel like sort­ing out the bus route from here when we will, one hopes, be leav­ing soon. Then I drop her off with all her per­fect lit­tle com­pa­tri­ots, give her a kiss, and…six hours of wait­ing for her to come home! Per­haps I should be sight­see­ing. But that feels weird when I live here. But I could do with a dose of West­min­ster, per­haps. Then I walk to pick her up, which is a nice half-hour of stiff exer­cise, and we’ve devel­oped a lit­tle snack habit, or two. We could walk down Wey­mouth Street to the love­ly Vil­landry, a sort of Lon­don ver­sion of Bazz­i­ni, our old haunt in Tribeca, and have ice cream for her and a pot of pep­per­mint tea, my new obses­sion, for me. Or head to the Patis­serie Valerie in the Maryle­bone High Street for a deca­dent slice of sponge cake and mixed berries for her, and… pep­per­mint tea for me. Then we walk home in the dusky sort of twi­lighty light. Yes­ter­day we stopped at the dry clean­er’s to ran­som John’s shirts (4 pounds 50 p a shirt! I near­ly died), and the vet’s for equal­ly ruinous food for the kit­ties, eaves­drop­ping on the incred­i­bly Eng­lish exchanges between the vet’s nurse in starchy white and the elder­ly patients with their elder­ly own­ers, all look­ing like each oth­er. By the time we get home, Avery is exhaust­ed. I guess it’s the strain of just fit­ting in, although from the out­side it looks pret­ty effort­less on her part. She came top in spelling yes­ter­day, in the cov­et­ed Willy Won­ka group lev­el with just three oth­er girls. And she won the net­ball race home, but for the bla­tant cheat­ing of anoth­er lit­tle girl, she reports. The
chil­dren were appar­ent­ly evict­ed from their out­door gar­den two years ago on the whiny com­plaints of, from the north, the Turk­ish Embassy, and from the south the Chi­nese embassy. Who could object to the voic­es of lit­tle girls? Turks and Chi­nese, appar­ent­ly. So they’ve installed a noise meter of all things, and the girls are being let out, cau­tious­ly, in small harm­less groups, to play qui­et­ly and to see if they can qual­i­fy for out­door play on a reg­u­lar basis. There is a Wendy House! I’ve always read about them, but I nev­er got to see one. Avery described its minute pro­por­tions in detail, but, “Mum­my, there are spi­ders and cob­webs and we are afraid to go IN!”

Last night I returned to a favorite Eng­lish culi­nary mem­o­ry: the crack­ling leg pork roast. There’s just noth­ing like British pork, driz­zled with olive oil and salt, sur­round­ed by fat gar­lic cloves and quar­tered onions. With it I had mashed pota­toes, also seem­ing­ly so much yum­mi­er than Amer­i­can pota­toes! And roast beet­root, and a sauce inspired by one of the UKTV Food shows I saw, a nice reduc­tion of chick­en broth and white wine (a hor­ror with a screw­top lid, although John tells me there’s a grow­ing num­ber of accept­able wines with screw­tops), shal­lot and gar­lic, fresh thyme and heav­en­ly Eng­lish sin­gle cream. A real­ly love­ly, com­fort food meal for a damp and chilly Jan­u­ary night.

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