the NEO life
I’ve been sitting here for about twelve minutes simply staring at my screen, trying to decide where even to BEGIN in describing what’s been happening in my life lately.
My blog has always been my best ally in the effort to frame what happens as the days go by, each one important and precious in its own way. Annoyances can be made funny, patterns emerge in my friendships and alliances, comfort comes from creating a narrative — a way of weaving together events that on the surface look unconnected, random.
But events over the last two weeks stretch even my capacity for storytelling.
Two weeks ago we were firmly ensconced in our four-story Edwardian semi-detached house in leafy, idyllic Barnes Village. The river flowed by effortlessly. All was well.
It was time to say goodbye to everything in the carefully constructed life I had grown for myself over the five years I had spent in Barnes. The last Home-Start playgroup came and went, with fervent hugs and goodbyes from the 20 or so toddler twins I had met as newborns, two years ago. Goodbye to the space that had been the scene of so much play, learning and love, given and received.
I gave a last dinner party for my beloved bellringers. Trisha and I spent a happy afternoon together, gossiping and cooking: salmon, chicken, chocolate mousse. The ringers came and ate.
It was a wonderful evening of food and laughter, speeches and a few tears.
And then it came: the last service ringing on a beautiful Sunday morning. I will never forget the joys St Mary’s gave me: the friendships, the challenges, the beloved tradition of getting to the church each Sunday to “summon the faithful to worship.”
It’s so hard to believe I won’t be there, next weekend, to ring for Remembrance Sunday, around this beautiful memorial.
I hung my rope for the last time, on the spider.
Of course, I can come back any time I like. But the weekly ritual was finished. We crossed the river to beautiful Chiswick. How I have loved becoming a better ringer there, accomplished enough that I could begin to ring and look around me at the same time, at the ancient inscriptions.
The churchyard was an autumnal spectacle.
On Sunday evening, the reality of the big change coming could no longer be ignored. The movers had delivered a giant pile of empty boxes (recycled from a strawberry jam company’s latest move, with a few sticky patches), and the great bookshelf dismantle began.
The books came off the shelves in John’s carefully organised system of numbered boxes, keeping the alphabet relatively intact.
Just an hour later, it was done.
Sam came, that evening, to collect the leather sofa and armchairs which found such a good home in his flat in Bath.
In the morning, Vitsoe came yet one more time to take away the shelves. “Hello again! Gosh, what is this, the fifth time I’ve come to you?” the head shelf guy laughed, not realising how tantamount to traumatising that was for me. Not funny!
The rest of that hideous day is a blur of misery. The removals men — men with whom we would later come to feel we had shared something like an epic, bloody battle — appeared to do their evil best.
In desperation I rang up a pal and arranged a bizarre but life-sustaining business arrangement. “If I bring you two cookbooks, could I get some Xanax off you?” Desperate times.
“Run and see your twins,” John advised, “You’ll feel so much better.” So I rang up Claire, and sure enough, she was happy to share them for an hour or so. It was impossible to feel quite so desperate in the company of such bundles of sheer joy.
Then my friend Elizabeth, her dog Louis, and I went on one last walk down the Barnes towpath, scene of so many, many walks in Wellies, bike rides to Hammersmith, to the Food Bank, to see my friend Suzanne. The combination of the timeless river scene and Elizabeth’s wisdom were consoling.
“Don’t be too quick to fill up your new life with replacements for your old life, like bellringing and Home-Start. Leave some space there, to see what gets planted by your new life.” Such good advice.
At that moment, all I wanted was to keep the old life, where I had been so happy.
But change waits for no woman, so off the lorry went with all our belongings in it and we spent one last, rather miserable night at “home.” And up in the morning to begin our new lives, in SE1.
Now, you’ve all followed me through many house moves in these virtual pages. I’ve always told the story sequentially, in a sort of “this happened and then this happened” manner. I’m going to break from that tradition in order to provide a more time-lapse indication of just what hyper-fast, insanely productive misery we have lived through in the last frantic week. Room by room.
First, dear readers, here is our new home. Toto, we aren’t in Barnes anymore.
Our new landlords had left us a darling little gift of honey produced right here at Neo, as our new building is known. Somehow I cannot imagine a place in this urban wonderland that contains bees, but I imagine someday I will see it.
As always, the move-in process involves an astonishingly exhausting, chaotic, messy transition from empty and impersonal to packed-to-the-gills-with-our-stuff and very personal indeed. With an awful, long, long moment of sheer horror in between.
I’m getting ahead of myself. Before the chaos started, John stood eagerly at the windows, taking pictures of the view.
What a view it is. Toto, seriously!
This is the view from our bedroom.
Someday this will be a beautifully landscaped garden, sitting at the foot of the elaborate Tate Modern extension. Luckily, for all I loved the tranquillity of Barnes, I am an urban girl at heart and this sort of view gladdens me.
“I just don’t see how they’re going to do this in one business day,” I mused for the hundredth time.
“I agree with you, and I warned their bosses, but they claim it should be OK.”
“But it’s already four o’clock…”
And of course we, who between us have about ten people’s lifetime experience of moving house, were perfectly correct. The afternoon became evening, evening became night. Load after load of hideous cardboard boxes came up in the glass elevators, were rolled into the flat on trolleys, were unloaded onto the floor for us to unpack, increasingly unhappily.
“I feel like I did in labor,” I said, “feeling like it really can’t go on any longer, but knowing that somehow it will, until my spirit is completely broken.”
The movers finally left at midnight, and we sat down in exhausted silence to our traditional dinner, “Moving-In Day Chicken.” Dinner saved our lives.
The next three days were a completely mad experience. Just look at the kitchen, before:
And after.
The study before:
And after:
Avery’s room before:
And after:
Our room before:
And finished.
But by far the most satisfying, to me, is the sitting room. Because it holds all my books, and therefore is really the heart of the house, it’s always the most exciting room to see transformed. Here it is completely empty, a week ago:
The bookshelf guys came amiably again, this time ready to re-install in the intensely professional way they do. (And they were darn cute, too, which helps.)
“I went home after we took down your shelves, and googled you. Your Kickstarter campaign for your cookbook was really cool,” the charming Australian kid said. The fact that I am easily old enough to be their mothers was a vaguely unpleasant but increasingly admitted fact. They took pity on my total lack of technological skill and re-installed the telly and all the cables.
I gave them copies of the cookbook (“This is my second signed cookbook. The first one was when we put in shelves for Gordon Ramsay.”).
Their departure overlapped with the kitties’ arrival!
Tacy immediately went to sleep in the sun.
Hermione was equally chilled.
John was in Paris for the day, so I squared my shoulders, ate a little plastic box full of watermelon, took a deep breath, and attacked the stacks of boxes full of books. Sixty-four of them to be exact. And six hours later, it was finished.
Now you’ll notice that there are gaping holes. These represent the breaks between categories — fiction, history, memoir and biography, children’s, cookbooks, John’s architecture books, Avery’s politics (that didn’t fit in her own bookshelves).
Just as I was simultaneously patting myself on the back for a job well done, swallowing a couple of aspirins for my back and pouring myself a stiff drink, the doorbell rang and it was Elizabeth! Bearing flowers and advice for ways to fill the empty spots in the shelves. Between her suggestions and John’s cleverness early the next morning, everything was gorgeous and the room quite perfect by lunchtime on Saturday. Just look!
It is so heavenly in there now.
Here is the view from the kitchen table to the front hall. Now, keep in mind that no art has been hung yet.
Perhaps you can see how the room — the space, really — works together. Unless you’re in a bedroom or a bathroom, you are in the one big space — kitchen, study, living room/library. It’s a good thing John and I really love each other’s company, because baby, there is NO PLACE TO HIDE in this flat. You see everything from everywhere.
And people see us! The adjacent building is a giant behemoth, filled top to bottom with hard-working people who get to their offices long before I raise my bedroom blinds, so I can’t wander around in my skivvies. Actually, though, I probably can, because no one over there seems to pay any attention to us at all.
Saturday! This meant that food shopping simply had to be done at my new local source for ingredients, Borough Market. That’s right, that’s my local market now. With Southwark Cathedral looming impressively behind.
It was Halloween. Can you tell?
We carved our pumpkins — one of them a gift from my friend Sue, who came the day after we moved in! — at dinner time, while pork belly and beetroots roasted, potatoes dauphinoise bubbled away.
Then on John’s inspiration, we carried our jack o’lanterns to the Thames to photograph them with St Paul’s Cathedral in the background. We’re seriously not in Barnes anymore.
The tourists along the way clearly thought we had lost our minds. Americans, they are so silly about Halloween.
So we have settled. We are gradually hanging paintings and drawings, buying things like teakettles, toasters and shoe racks.
Last night, on an awesomely and rather historically foggy night, like London Fogs gone by, we took a romantic walk across the Millennium Bridge to St Paul’s, and back again, to see the Tate Modern looming up mysteriously out of the fog. This new life, exhausting as it was to achieve, is beginning to look rather promising.
Oh Kristen, you are so inspiring! Hideous day indeed!!! But how you bring warmth and soul to these things — remarkable.
What an inspiring journey. So thankful you have appeared in my life for oh so many reasons. You have certainly inspired my itch for change & challenges. You clearly have it down pat. I also sooo look forward to discussing it all over tea one day in whatever your current location will be then. Thank you for stirring my need to change and even a little nomadic life! I have only been in 4 locations since college graduation and my itch for change is growing! Job well done my friend. — you have successfully transitioned again!
Can’t wait to see this new adventure unfold!!
❌⭕️- A
Can’t imagine sharing the adventure with anyone else!
I have been reading your blog for so long, back when your daughter voiced something in Dora (I think) and you had fairly recently moved to the UK. What changes you have made! This is an amazing flat, and what an exciting change — and I am SO jealous you are by Borough Market!!
Oh, you guys, thanks. It has been an exhausting experience, but I think we’ve come out the other side ready for some fun. Or eventually. I’m no fan of change, but when I take a deep breath and look around right now, it’s exciting. And Andrea, I think it was Thomas the Tank!
Wow Kristen — you write so well. I was completely enthralled by your story and amazed at what you have achieved in so short a time! Everything looks in its place already and you have found time for market visits and walks! Enjoy your new adventure.
A piece of everyday life lived out in sublime effortless prose. Soulfood for wordsmiths.
May you have many happy days in your new surroundings. Ancient land lies beneath your foundations, but modernity is yours to make your own.
xxx
Jill and Rosie — you are too kind. I do get such a comfort from writing things down, so we remember. Today was a bit of a sickie — sheer exhaustion and reaction, I think. Adventures to come certainly and a bit of a deep breath too.
Thanks for sharing this Kristen! We shall miss you so much at Home-Start Richmond — all your enthusiastic support will be hard to replace — but I wish you all the best for your new urban life and hope to stay in touch xxx
Oh, Angie, I will miss you all — and you in particular! — more than you know! I certainly am staying in touch — Tuesday playgroup! xxx
Really interesting post! Your new home looks really great! I love the big windows. They somehow create a futuristic atmosphere. You had a very hard moving day. It reminds me of the time when me and my family moved two years ago… There were so many things to pack… We also have many books so there were many heavy boxes with books! Have a great time at your new home! Greetings!
Thank you for your enthusiasm, Jody! How did you find my blog? I’m happy you survived your family move, too.